livx18: somewhereinthefog: whovianholmes: shoopei: narcolepticspaniels: I don’t get it omg I don’t get it either.. DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?! Laughing so hard right now

livx18: somewhereinthefog: whovianholmes: shoopei: narcolepticspaniels: I don’t get it omg I don’t get it either.. DOES ANYONE FUCKING GET THIS?! Laughing so hard right now

I-Can-Has-Loki: I Feel Like My Parents Really Understand Me

Rupindeer: I Hope When You Die You Get To See Your Stats Like How Many Times You Laughed Or Told A Lie Or Kissed Or How Many People Loved You And How Many People Hated You And What You Meant To People

Grapeson: Magnacarterholygrail: Unsexybeast: Thegoddamazon: Tsunamiwavesurfing: Hoodniggashit: Queefosuave: Tittymitosis: Yungtoothpic: Ciara Got Some Of Y’all Confused.. All Of Y’all Bodies Aren’t Parties. Some Of Y’all Got Kickbacks

Anythingbutdarling

Psychofactz: More Facts On Psychofacts :)

Calm-Your-Cloaca: Babyletyourfantasiesunwind: Yersinia—Pestis: Merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No But I Can Just Imagine A Person Bursting Through The Door Screaming “I Need Your Help. It’s A Nine” And Everyone In The Shop Stops And All Collectively

Seababe: You Really Only Understand How Drunk You Are When You’re Peeing

Discarded Nothings

(Via Leadworm, Absolutefucker)

Katyapryde: My Cousin Has Two Deaf Parents And Just Posted “You Don’t Know The Struggle Until You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Everyone In Your House Is Deaf.” And I’m Laughing Really Hard

Discarded Nothings

Sluttyoliveoil: All These Balloons And You Never Blew Me

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