casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it

casandkittens: today a kid in my Drama class got detention but he pulled a Monopoly get Out Of Jail free card out of his wallet and my teacher let him out of it

Asvprock: Drugs.

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Findchaos: Chaoslife: Mad Mug We Are Super-Mature In Our Relationship. It’s Inevitable To Get Frustrated Sometimes, Just Don’t Throw Any Cats Over It.

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Damittromney: Bloodyoathmate: My Mum’s Friends At Work Are Having A Baby And Their Last Name Is Watts So They Were Trying Work Out A Name For It, I Suggested 60 And They Both Looked Confused So I Said Maybe 20 Would Suit Them Better

Sabistuki: Stop. This Is The Police, You’re Under Arrest For Being Too Cute. Now, Put Your Hands Where I Can Hold Them.

Thebedofappetite: Elongated Skulls. Often Confused With Bound Skulls. Binding The Skulls At Birth Could Not Have Achieved The More Extreme Elongated Skulls.

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Best-Of-Funny: Unsuccessfulmetalbenders: Daphne Who The Fuck U Think U Foolin X

Best-Of-Funny: Perks-Of-Being-Chinese: Nipsl1P: Bowtozhao: Lunaticobscurity: Lmao I Swear Japan Has The Greatest Game Shows Was That Plunger Worth It Did She Die I Dont Understand Oh My God What The Fuck Japan X

Tinymeatbuns: Such Elegance

I Have Reached The Winter Of My Discontent...

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