phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: shrivelledwankclaw: Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if Megalodons weren’t extinct and I feel a bit sick

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: shrivelledwankclaw: Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if Megalodons weren’t extinct and I feel a bit sick

Liftedandgiftedd: Yo Dude In The Back Hellllaaa Reached Out Like It Was Nothing To Grab That Shit

Du4Ne: Me Liking Your Selfie Could Either Mean “That’s A Nice Picture Friend” Or “I Want To Bend You Over A Table” But You’ll Never Know

Gothamsnexttoprobin: Tittily: Whenever Im Sad I Just Think About How The Welsh Word For Microwave Is Popty Ping That.. That Helps.

Unfollovving

Tequilafemina: A Few Minutes Ago My Coworker Said “The Sexual Position Formerly Known As 69 Will Now Be Referred To As 96. Due To The Economy, The Price Of Eating Out Has Gone Up.” My Boss Is Still Crying.

Unfollovving

Congragulation: One Of These Is A Rick Roll The Rest Are Not Choose Wisely

Insecure

Lennonlively: I Told This Girl She Smelled Nice Today And She’s Like “Sorry I’m Not Gay” Bitch I Said You Smelled Nice Not I Want To Lick Your Pussy

You're Perfect

The 'Yes Or No' Game.

Nothing Was The Same

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