officialwhitegirls: when you ask your mom for a snack and she start listing every fruit in the house

officialwhitegirls: when you ask your mom for a snack and she start listing every fruit in the house

Futurefantastic: Battybatty: Date A Guy Who Opens Your Jars And Wine Bottles For You “Please. Please Stop Opening All My Jars And Wine Bottles. I’m Not Ready For Them Yet. You’re Just Letting It All Go Bad. My Whole House Smells Like Wine And

Borders Between Countries

Piperwrightsboobs: Maxofs2D: Wanna Know What Justified Such A Rant? This Single Line: (Source: @Joeparlock) Well If She’s Better With Pathogens, They’ll Really Get On With This Guy!

Queen&Amp;Ndash;Maxima: Reysolosorganas: Some Guy In The Netherlands Bought A Bunch Of Quail Eggs At A Supermarket Chain &Amp;Amp; Tried To Hatch Them And One Of The Eggs Did Hatch And Now He Has A Pet Quail Omg This Is Amazing!!!! You Saved Him

If You Reblog This, In The Next 30 Seconds You Will Become A Dragon.

Tubesock: Asian: Syosama: Reblog If You Are Your Url Its My Time To Shine

Beetle ♡ Mom

Thedarkestlove: Indygo: Facts It’s Been This Simple For Forever. And If There’s Anyone To Blame Its Actually The Employers, Because They Deliberately Employ Immigrants Solely Because They’ll Work For Less (This Doesn’t Happen In Every Business

Fake-X-Undeserving: Drywalljackson: Vine Exists On An Alternate Plane Of Existence Where Anything Goes This Is The Funniest Shit I’ve Seen All Week

So My Impressions Of What Sausage Party Is, Is The Film Equivalent Of Border Town&Amp;Hellip;

Thebuttkingpost: Slagartehfox: Thebuttkingpost: Slagartehfox: Theothersideofthefarside: Memeufacturing: If Sixpenceee Ever Posts Something Interesting And Non-Ableist Then Let’s Just Agree To Steal The Post And Make It Our Own, Ok This Is Why

Wanderingdoodles: What A Lovely Day!!! I’m Stupidly Happy For Mad Max &Amp;Lt;3! Made This During The Oscars And Forgot To Post It. (I’m Obsessed With Both Movies So Much) And I’m 100% Sure That Nick And Judy Would Love Furry Road, Too~ Poor Foxy

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