thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: honestly for most of my life i thought a “mullet” was a weapon?? for no apparent reason??? life is beautiful

thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: honestly for most of my life i thought a “mullet” was a weapon?? for no apparent reason??? life is beautiful

Reeves3: Didgeridooyouloveme: Caseyanthonyofficial: That Gazebo Is So Fucked Are You Sure Gazebo Is The Correct Word? Are You Sure?

Dragonsandbutts: Heyitscousindave: I… Uhh. I Love How None Of It Is Right.

Metal-Socks:

Lamaenthel: Literarysext: I Can’t Stop Laughing Okay But Corgis Are The Wildest Baseline Doggo, U Breed A Corgi With Any Other Pure Bred And The Dog Will Look Like A Short Corgilicious Version Of The Non-Corgi Breed Husky: German Shepherd: Dalmatian:

When U Run Away From The Circus And Steal Their Best Swords

Tsunderrated: Okay Here’s The Thing Keep Reading

Abercrombee: Micdotcom: Texas Now Allows Guns On Campus, So Ut Austin Students Are Fighting Back With Dildos Dicks Out For Gun Control

Anthroanim: I Guess This Qualifies At The Very First Useful Use Of The 3D Printer. My Dad Has Big Hands, Worker Hands, To Give You An Idea, The Length Of His Palm Is About 7 ½ Inches Long, And Very Thick, So Every Mice Out There, It’s Just Too Tiny

Dilfosaur: He Knows

Fuzzy Blog Of Burb :3

Thecommonchick: Omg Spotify Is Clever Af 😂

Thevelveteendork: Having Genitals As Your Blog Image Should Be A Bannable Offense. I Am So Tired Of Loudly Groaning Out “Ughhhh Whyyyy Why Did I Have To See Your Penis” - It’s Such A Gross Moment And Incredibly Over My Limits… It’s Almost

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