are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

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I Love How His Hair Parting Dictates His Personality And Interests

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Luigiman: Oh God Damnit Nintendo

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Lizclimo: Does This Count?

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