Unclefather: Just Had A Child Say “Circumcise Me, Captain!” And His Mom Smacked Him In The Back Of The Head And Said “I’m So Sorry I Don’t Know Where He Heard That I Don’t Even Know If He Knows What That Means” And I’m Thinking About
the-world-on-my-shoulders: hawaiian things white people like: - ukuleles - luau themed parties - weird hip sway hula dancing - flower child aesthetic (leis, crowns) hawaiian things white people don’t like: - the struggle to protect our sacred lands
