allthingslinguistic: feynites: runawaymarbles: averagefairy: old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me

allthingslinguistic: feynites: runawaymarbles: averagefairy: old people really need to learn how to text accurately to the mood they’re trying to represent like my boss texted me wondering when my semester is over so she can start scheduling me

Smolperalta:look At Me. Do Not Blow This For Us. Hey, That’s Not The Same Dog. Look At The Markings On Its Forhead&Amp;Hellip;

Starlightandcrimescenes: Gin-And-Eschatonic: Agrestenoir: Commanderfraya: Icouldwritebooks: Mirab3Lle: Thomrainierskies: Mugsandpugs1: Hermionegranger: Autisticcole: Debrides: I Worked With Toddlers And Pre Schoolers For Three Years. Sometimes

Aquaflv:one Of My Friends Said She Saw Eric Andre At The Women’s March In Dc. She Asked “Are You Eric Andre Or Do You Just Look Like Him?” And He Said “I Don’t Speak English, I Just Memorized This Sentence Phonetically” And Left

Pandaaamonium14:How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?These Are From A Book Called Disorder In The Courts And Are Things People Actually Said In Court, Word For Word, Taken Down And Published By Court Reporters That Had The Torment Of Staying Calm

Bxdwolflupin: Is It Even A Fanfiction If She Doesn’t Let Out A Breath She Didn’t Know She Was Holding

Animatedamerican: Ms-Demeanor: Argumate: Schpeelah: Sharpnelshell: Argumate: What I Love About Buying Clothes Is How Nothing Ever Fits! Wait Hang On, What I Love About Buying Clothes Is The Expense And Inconvenience! Uh, No, What I Love About Buying

Ricetwink: I-Fuckinghateyall: Thatpettyblackgirl: I Love That The Only Response They Can Give After A Well Presented Argument Is Put To Them Is ‘Well That Doesn’t Sound Very American.‘ Pasty: You Don’t Sound Like An American “That’s

J0Nawithazero:name A Woman A Lot Of Male Authors Seem To Share This Problem.

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Iesuuyr:by Touristos

Took My African Dad To See Black Panther

Madelinehmcgrane:what’s Better Than A Vampire? What’s Better Than A Horse. A Vampire Horse, Of Course. I Made This Comic A Few Months Ago.

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