Porygons: Captioned-Vines: Tokomon: When You Call A Straight Person Straight “For Your Information, I Am Not Straight! I Am Hetero-Romantic, Hetero-Aesthetic, Hetero-Sensual, Pan-Platonic, Sapiosexual.” This Is Literally What It’s Like
gray-jane: the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of
