heyreallygiger: if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

heyreallygiger: if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

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Pi4Nobl4Ck: Catnip Makes Him Seriously Paranoic

Volanus:

Attomic

Swagyoulater: Couldn’t Have Said It Better Myself

Future-Mrs-Frost: “People Change”Bullshit. I Was Crying And Screaming When I Was Born And I Haven’t Stopped Since

Idioticteen: Trys To Hit High Note Of Favorite Song

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Kotoneshiomi: Theres This Place Where I Live And Its Got A Banana Museum But Its Just That Lonely Banana, Just That, Thats The Whole Museum

Hello, Police? I Just Witnessed A Murder.

Shychemist: One Of My Favourite Twitter Trending Topics I’ve Seen In A While: #Girlswithtoys.this Came As A Response To An Astronomer’s Remarks That Scientists Are ‘Boys With Toys’.glad To See Such A Strong Response From The Women Of Stem. :)

Salt Lake City Elects Its First Openly Gay Mayor Jackie Biskupski

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