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michaeldirnt: suctioning: Scientist: sees a spider with long legs Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs we must kinkshame scientists

Homosexual-Titan: Homosexual-Titan:

Inkskinned: Me, Sipping Champange In A Silky White Dress, Lounging On A Windowseat: How Was 2015 For Me? I’m Glad You Asked. Do You Mind Holding This Glass While I Set Myself On Fire.

The Witches Castle

The Witches Castle

Witwitch:

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Helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: Just-Shower-Thoughts: I Wish People Would Stop Asking Me Where I Think I’m Going To Be In 5 Years. I Don’t Have 2020 Vision. We Only Have Seven Days To Left Reblog This Joke

Hardcockforhitchcock: “I’ll Make A Bet. The More You Deny, The Stronger I Get. You Start To Change When I Get In. The Babadook Growing Right Under Your Skin.” -The Babadook (2014)

Sleepy–Pigeon: Lol So I Was On The Rick And Morty Facebook Page And They Are Doing A Contest Where The Winner Gets To Voice A Character On The Show, And Someone Asked If A Girl Could Win And Some Self-Entitled Asshat Responded But Then

Junkpilestuff:raintalker:rabanusvanbirkenheid:raintalker:atomicshitpost:ok - I Just Wanted Try Drawing This Dude In A Suit + Filling Out The ‘Flirting’ Prompt/Request, But Somehow I Can’t Quite Catch/Finish The 2Nd Page, I Guess I Just Lost Interest

The Kink Keeper

Anaveragesalmon: Seeing This Gif Makes Me So Angry Because Why The Fuck Would You Photoshop Harrison Ford’s Face On Harrison Ford?????

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