Pass me a bacon cheeseburger

Pass me a bacon cheeseburger

These Boots Were Made For Walkin’

Know When To Have The Pack At Your Back

Some Dads Are Cooler Than Others

They’ll Starve To Death If You Ignore Them

It Tasted Even Worse The Second Time Around

Things Were Never The Same In Castle Rock Elementary

Your Judgement Is Of No Consequence

We Are Just A Tiny Flicker Of Light In The Dark (Orion’s Great Nebula)

Piggyback Peekaboo (Koala Bears)

Missin’ The Boys Tonight

Beauty Is In The Details (Ruby-Throated Hummingbird)

Faramir And His Company Of Men Ride Out To Retake Osgiliath

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