Proto Porn

“I’ve had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am… I am a faun. Your most humble servant, Your Highness.” ~ Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)

“I’ve had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can pronounce. I am the mountain, the forest and the earth. I am… I am a faun. Your most humble servant, Your Highness.” ~ Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)

“I’ve had so many names. Old names that only the wind and the trees can

Adversarial Acrobatics (Young Lions Fight On The Maasai Mara, Kenya)

Adversarial Acrobatics (Young Lions Fight On The Maasai Mara, Kenya)

Don’t Waste Your Imagination On Negativity

Don’t Waste Your Imagination On Negativity

Night Lights (Scurdie Ness Lighthouse, Montrose, Angus, Scotland)

Night Lights (Scurdie Ness Lighthouse, Montrose, Angus, Scotland)

A Little Afternoon Gossip (Sulphur Crested Cockatoos)

A Little Afternoon Gossip (Sulphur Crested Cockatoos)

Livin’ On The Edge (Bonifacio, Corsica, France)

Livin’ On The Edge (Bonifacio, Corsica, France)

Conceal The Evidence

Conceal The Evidence

No Worries

No Worries

Next Best Thing To Mom (A Baby Kangaroo Keeps Warm In A Fleece Lined Jacket)

Next Best Thing To Mom (A Baby Kangaroo Keeps Warm In A Fleece Lined Jacket)

Keep On Keepin’ On

Keep On Keepin’ On

Fragile Beauty (Juvenile Lionfish)

Fragile Beauty (Juvenile Lionfish)

A Wizard’s Wisdom

A Wizard’s Wisdom

I’ll Take Two Pounds, Please

I’ll Take Two Pounds, Please

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