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That icy stare (Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula, 1931)

That icy stare (Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula, 1931)

That icy stare (Bela Lugosi as Count Dracula, 1931)

Basement Cat Is One Mean Bloodsucker

Basement Cat Is One Mean Bloodsucker

Brew Up Another Pot And Enjoy The Day

Brew Up Another Pot And Enjoy The Day

A Boo-Tiful Halloween Breakfast

A Boo-Tiful Halloween Breakfast

Crawling Out Of Bed

Crawling Out Of Bed

Dammit, I Asked You To Fetch The Newspaper

Dammit, I Asked You To Fetch The Newspaper

Cryptic Emanations

Cryptic Emanations

Suck It Up, Buttercup

Suck It Up, Buttercup

Looks Like You Need Dental Work (Robert Pattinson)

Looks Like You Need Dental Work (Robert Pattinson)

They Got A Real Comeuppance For Their Capers

They Got A Real Comeuppance For Their Capers

Extraordinarily Improved Kill Ratio (Hugh Jackman In “Van Helsing”, 2004)

Extraordinarily Improved Kill Ratio (Hugh Jackman In “Van Helsing”, 2004)

Keep Your Eyes Peeled Tonight

Keep Your Eyes Peeled Tonight

The Amazing Pumpkin Carving Art Of Ray Villafane Of Arizona

The Amazing Pumpkin Carving Art Of Ray Villafane Of Arizona

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