doppelgender: got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

doppelgender: got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

Valley-Guy:zohbugg:cleolinda:cinematicnomad: Apparently E.l. James Called Former Child Star Mara Wilson (Matilda) A “Sad Fuck” For Critiquing The 50Shades Books A While Ago And Now There’s A Feud. I Love It. Matilda’s Shade Game Is So Strong

Sayoyasuda:sophiealdred:widdle: Being Genderfluid Means Some Days Your Nipples Are Legal And Other Days They Aren’t As Agender My Nipples Exist In The Phantom Zone Schroedinger’s Nipples

Warriorchicken: I Look Like An Extremely Professional Fashionable Woman In An Abaya. It Probably Took Me Ages To Look This Professional Right? Wrong. I’m Actually Wearing My Onesie Underneath It And You Will Never Know Mwahahaha Wanna Know Another

Monobeartheater:roisinlikesbooks:micdotcom:222 Years Later, Benjamin Franklin’s Message About Vaccination Matters More Than Ever This Is As Close As You’re Gonna Get To A Dead Ancestor Appearing In The Sky And Telling You To Get Your Shit Togetherpeople

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Lenapropp: Can We Have Movies About Her Backstories?

Emkay202:Chubstermike: Abod1992:0Nigum0: Jiggle Jiggle Please Talk To Me Let Me Spoil You I’m Serious I Want You Soooo Baaad . One Of My All Time Top Ten Sexiest Men!!! Just Wow!!!! Holy Crappp! ‘Someone’ Is Looking Well Over 620…! Duhliciouss.

Fatphrodite: Me: Finally Realizes What That Actor Was Also In Me: Screams The Role With No Warning Or Explanation

Ay Yo Ma

Ithelpstodream:ithelpstodream:&Amp;Ldquo;I Used To Think The Worst Thing In Life Was To End Up All Alone. It’s Not. The Worst Thing In Life Is To End Up With People Who Make You Feel All Alone.” Robin Williams ~ Rest In Peace

Growingbellychubby:fullcravings: Loaded Chewy M&Amp;Amp;M Cookie Cake I Want To Eat An Entire One Of These &Amp;Lt;3 Uhm, Ah. I. (Wordless Noises Of Need)

How Does That Work You’re A Bicycle

Subwife SuckingHerOwnNipples