They actually had to put a warning on the package?!?

They actually had to put a warning on the package?!?

Life’s Little Ironies

Yet Another Painful Pun

Ubiquitous Indignities

Words To Live By

I’d Like A Seat In The First Row Please

I’m Seeing Spots (Dalmatian Puppies)

Keep Yer Opinions To Yerself

Always Prepared To Cover Your Ass

Need A “Do Not Send” App

Dammit, Stay Outta My Bedroom

Refusal Of Affection

Fuel Efficient Model

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