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pretty-corny: kassethereal: Reblog Fat Squirrel for good luck I support her and her avocado dreams

pretty-corny: kassethereal: Reblog Fat Squirrel for good luck I support her and her avocado dreams

pretty-corny:  kassethereal:  Reblog Fat Squirrel for good luck  I support her and

Ididntchoosethebeardlife: One Of My Biggest Fears About This Election Is That All The Millennials Are Gonna Come Out And Vote For Bernie Sanders And Forget To Vote For Anybody Else. Every Seat In The House Of Representatives Is Up For Reelection And

Ididntchoosethebeardlife:  One Of My Biggest Fears About This Election Is That All

Corpulentchronicles: 0Nigum0: Chubstermike: 0Nigum0: Belly Says Hi, Still Wants Rubs And Cuddles Wish I Were There To Rub It For You Handsome.. You Know, I’ve Never Actually Had A Belly Rub Before. That Simply Won’t Do. Someone Get This Man

Corpulentchronicles:  0Nigum0:  Chubstermike:  0Nigum0:  Belly Says Hi, Still Wants

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Verticalfood: Baked Honey Mustard Chicken

Verticalfood:  Baked Honey Mustard Chicken

Lustingfood: Reese’s Cupcakes

Lustingfood:  Reese’s Cupcakes

C4Bl3Fl4M3: Knowmyvalue: Cannibalcoalition: Today I Met A Woman, Whose Age She Did Not Mention Because She Is A Lady, Was Buying A Lot Of Star Wars Merch Because We Had It On Sale. And She Was Telling Me That She Couldn’t Wait To See The New One

C4Bl3Fl4M3:  Knowmyvalue:  Cannibalcoalition:  Today I Met A Woman, Whose Age She

Straightboyfriend: Anyways All My Trans Followers R Perfect N Cute

Straightboyfriend:  Anyways All My Trans Followers R Perfect N Cute

Fumbledeegrumble: I Hate Brenda And Bad Guy Hit Me On The Shin And I Peed All Over My Pants I Said, “Sea Gulls Hmm, Stop It Now.” 

Fumbledeegrumble:  I Hate Brenda And Bad Guy Hit Me On The Shin And I Peed All Over

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2Amthought:  I Love This Post So Much

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