ha! who WOULDN'T love me! i'm an absolute

ha! who WOULDN'T love me! i'm an absolute

Bobafett: #Dear Diary: The Search For My Asshole Brother In Law Continues #Although Today I Picked Up An Overexcitable Child From A Desert Planet Who Could Do Crazy Shit With A Spaceship So #……..Close Enough? (Via Notbecauseofvictories)

Thegreasytusk: In Case Anybody Was Looking For A “Sign” Or Something…

Too-Much-Green: [Save The World] A Tribute To One Of My Favorite Games Of All Time!! Print Will Also Be Available At Wondercon, Fanime And Ax This Year!

Gaspthewontons: When You Drive Your Van Into Her Heart Just Right

Bagged-A-Bazooka: Quills-And-Fantasy: Daisenseiben: I’m Not Sure If You Heard, But Yesterday Microsoft Released Tay, An A.i. Designed To Mimic A Modern Teenage Girl On Twitter. She Had The Capacity To Learn And Immediately Began Conversing With

Lords Of Technomancy

Lords Of Technomancy

I Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Want To Mow The Lawn. Someone Do It For Me?

Gainingstraight: Ah! Think I Figured Out Where All The Pies Went, Guys!! Heh. I Wish, This Was Just A Liquid Bloat With A Little Breakfast Thrown In. Looks Like Someone Took My Original Caption Off Too.

Dewgongo: When Ur Crush Complains About Being Alone

Weird Wood

Gainingstraight: Iwanttobeafatman: No Longer The Slim Trim Man Of Yesteryear My Friend. You’re Starting To Chub Up…. :) Hehe, Yep! The Effects Of My Sweet Tooth Are Finally Kicking In, Ey? Give In To The Sweet Tooth Gs

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