tastefullyoffensive: I need one of these for myself. (via dogsbeingbasic)

tastefullyoffensive: I need one of these for myself. (via dogsbeingbasic)

Squigglydigg: Becausebirds: Parrot-Dise: Skittles And Chase Having A Moment. Best Video You’ll See All Day. Humans And Birds Can Achieve Proper Communication Through Thes C R E A M T U B E

The Opposite Of Content

Librarianarchy: I Love When Small Children Identify All Quadripedal Animals As “Doggy!” It Always Reminds Me Of The Time Plato Offered The Definition Of A Human As Any “Featherless Biped” And Diogenes Busted Into The Academy With A Plucked Chicken

Tongueturner: (Via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) By Yao Xiao Words To Remember

Reblog This If You Are Literally Suprised When People Find You Attractive.

Sphenis: I Just Wish There Was This Lifehack That Could Make You Gain 20 Pounds Instantly.

Reblog If It’s Ok For People To Give You $599.99

Two Milkmen Go Comedy!

Chickenstab: Chickenstab: Somebody Could Literally Make The Funniest Joke In The Universe, Expertly Crafted And Hand Made Like A Fine Artisan Cheese, But It’ll Never Make Me Laugh As Much As That One Fucking Comic Where Goofy Steals A Hat From Himself

Bearro: Sphenis: I Just Wish There Was This Lifehack That Could Make You Gain 20 Pounds Instantly. Or 200 I Like The Way You Think

Took These Pics After I Got Out Of The Shower

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