Proto Porn

treehaver: customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential* me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life

treehaver: customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential* me, in tears: you’ve done nothing wrong, ever, in your life

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

treehaver:  customer service worker: *apologizes for something very minor and inconsequential*

Usbdongle: Me: “I’m Not Drunk” Me: *Somehow Typos “Pheromone” As “Hemisphere” On A Computer That Does Not Have Autocorrect*

Usbdongle:  Me: “I’m Not Drunk” Me: *Somehow Typos “Pheromone” As “Hemisphere”

Breelandwalker: Whoopsrobots: My Favourite Highschool Thing Ever Was In Our English Lit Class Reading Of Hamlet And We All Had To Play Different Characters And Partway Through Everybody Started Reading It Like A Porno With Breathy Moaning Voices And

Breelandwalker:  Whoopsrobots:  My Favourite Highschool Thing Ever Was In Our English

Cascadiarch: Milesfromwingstotail: Seriously Though This Is Amazing, And Narrating It Animal Planet Style Would Be A Really Fun Way To Do A Movie Like Zootopia. I.. Need To Try This, So Bad

Cascadiarch:  Milesfromwingstotail:   Seriously Though This Is Amazing, And Narrating

Fumbledeegrumble: Bitrandombit: Grandenchanterfiona: “Sometimes I Can Still Hear His Voice…” *Paleontologists Cackling In The Distance*

Fumbledeegrumble:  Bitrandombit:  Grandenchanterfiona:    “Sometimes I Can Still

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Weirdfluffyunicornpig: Sweet Christmas!!

Weirdfluffyunicornpig:  Sweet Christmas!!

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Long Time No Pics. So Here’s Me Without A Shirt On I Guess. 

Long Time No Pics. So Here’s Me Without A Shirt On I Guess. 

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0Nigum0:  Belly Floppin Out   (Old Vid Reblog) 

Smandraws: Someone On Twitter Mentioned Fat Bikers And I

Smandraws:  Someone On Twitter Mentioned Fat Bikers And I

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