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minesottafatspoollegend: dennys: Many believe that the giant buns of Yeaster Island were baked by natives to appease the alien burger overlords.

The44Thpilot: Coelasquid: Therorasaurus: So My Dad’s Friend Was Bartending And Saw A Guy Put Something In A Girl’s Drink So While The Guy Turned Around He Switched Their Drinks And Watched The Guy Roofie Himself. Chaotic Good

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Weavemama: Pro-Life Republicans: Baby Killing Is Bad!! Save The Babies!1!!11!! People With Common Sense: Okay….. So Please Don’t Take Away Healthcare From 24 Million People, Including Pregnant Women And Sick Children…. Pro-Life Republicans:

Theelderscrotes: Handsomejackass: This Is A Real Cow And His Name Is Big Moo #Please Appreciate This Big Boy #He Apparently Loves To Be Pet And Cuddled#And Will Lay Down With You And Let You Climb On Him Holy Shit

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Weeb-Potato: My Psych Teacher Has A Poster In Her Classroom That Says “Everytime You Call Your Boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s Ghost Grows A Little Bit Stronger,” And If That Isn't Threatening, Then I Don’t Know What Is.

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