Proto Porn

*Sigh*

*Sigh*

*Sigh*

Not A Good Candidate For A Trip To Vegas

Not A Good Candidate For A Trip To Vegas

And Where Do You Keep The Blessed Toilet Paper?

And Where Do You Keep The Blessed Toilet Paper?

Twd Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Black Friday

Twd Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Black Friday

&Amp;Hellip; And Apparently He’s Gay

&Amp;Hellip; And Apparently He’s Gay

Hi Mom—I Won A Medal! I Came In Thirdst!

Hi Mom—I Won A Medal! I Came In Thirdst!

If You’re Trying To Confuse Me, You’ve Succeeded

If You’re Trying To Confuse Me, You’ve Succeeded

That’s It, I Want My Money Back

That’s It, I Want My Money Back

One More Sleep

One More Sleep

In Training For The Crybaby Olympics

In Training For The Crybaby Olympics

I Can State With Some Conviction That I Will Never Be That Thirsty

I Can State With Some Conviction That I Will Never Be That Thirsty

Happy 66Th Birthday To The Prince Of Darkness

Happy 66Th Birthday To The Prince Of Darkness

Happy Hump Day

Happy Hump Day

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