help-mywife:Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

help-mywife:Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

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Travishl87: Supdaddy: Patrickwo: Heykyle: I Never Met A Carrot I Didn’t Like. Except For This One! I’ve Been Looking For This Video For Ages… She Keeps Having Them Pulled Down. Love Wtf Is This I’m Screaming??? Welcome To My Home.

Wattpadfic:when U Accidentally Make Eye Contact With Someone On Public Transport N Your Eyes Quickly Slide To The Left Slide To The Right Take It Back Now Yall One Hop This Time

Tenoko1: Silversnark: Listsoflifehacks: Cooking And Baking Hacks That Last One Is Dangerous. I Do Not Need This Much Power. ^This

Hpslutcraft: Plesht: You Never Think Youll Become One Of Those People Who Goes To Restaurants Alone And Eats Alone And Drives 4 Hours To Go Chill By A Lake In The Middle Of Nowhere Alone But Then You Do But Then You Do And It’s Badass

Homophile: I Went To Visit My Grandma At The Nursing Home And The Lady Literally Doesn’t Know Poop From Applesauce But She Must Have Remembered Me Bringing Someone To Christmas Because She’s Like “So How’s Kaleb” (Aka My Girlfriend, Kayla) And

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Maxiesatanofficial:how Come Period Pieces Are Almost Always Dramas, Anyway? I Want To Watch A Sitcom About A Dude In Renaissance-Era Tuscany Trying To Get Rich Quick By Scamming The Local Merchant Princes.

Bowtochris: Chromalogue: Runtime-Err0R: Itsvondell: You Can Take One Man’s Trash To Another Man’s Treasure But You Can’t Make It Drink Fun Fact: The Blending Of Idioms Or Cliches Is Called A Malaphor. My Personal Favorite Is “We’ll Burn

Sexhaver: Boredlord: What Do Teens Like?!? Is It Memes? Memes About Skeletons? Piss? Communism? This Post Is 20X Funnier If You Imagine A Ceo Shouting It At His Board Of Directors

Goluckydanny: Queerised: Sushinfood: Cocaineteas: This Is Why It’s So Important For Parents To Support Their Trans Kids. I Love This Video This Made Me Cry.

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