iamanaussie: lysambre-j: writing-prompt-s: You tell your wife how glad you are to be a human and not a robot. She looks at you confusingly says, “What are you talking about? We’re all robots. Humans have been dead for years.” For what seems like

iamanaussie: lysambre-j: writing-prompt-s: You tell your wife how glad you are to be a human and not a robot. She looks at you confusingly says, “What are you talking about? We’re all robots. Humans have been dead for years.” For what seems like

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