Every maxim comes with conditions

Every maxim comes with conditions

Term Does Not Apply To Screamers And Squealers

The Most Interesting Muppet In The World

Man, The Nosebleed Section Seriously Sucks

We’ll Get There Somehow

Saddened To Hear Of The Passing Of Leonard Nimoy, Now One With The Stars For Eternity. Rest In Peace, Gentle Soul, And Thank You For Sharing Your Gifts.

Practice Makes Perfect

Happy Pi(E) Day!

Statement Of Fact

Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

Lord And Master Of All He Surveys

In That Case,. I’ll Take Two Slices Please

I Love To Listen To Your Struggles

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