turing-tested: scatterbrainedadventurelog: turing-tested: do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing can i offer a smaller spoon? absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

turing-tested: scatterbrainedadventurelog: turing-tested: do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing can i offer a smaller spoon? absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

Xoxoblu: The-Cats-Meouch: Randomly Materializes Out Of A Murder Of Crows With A Slurpee In My Hand Hey Guys What’s Up? @Trashfirefallon

Letsallgotothelobby:the Best Part About The End Credits To Captain Scarlet Is They Make Him Look Really Shit At His Job.

Illumancer: Me: Wow I Didnt Know There Was A Bard’s College In Skyrim That You Can Join. Will My Character Be Able To Play Instruments? I Wonder What Kind Of New And Interesting Quests Are Involved? Bard’s College: Go Into The Draugr Pit™ And Find

Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: Me Any Time Someone Tries To Show Me A Meme On Facebook Or Instagram That I Already Watched Die On Tumblr: Uhm I Posted This On Both Tumblr And Twitter, Someone Stole It, Put It On Imgur,

Whatareyoureallyafraidof: You Know What? I Do See The Difference!The Guy On The Left Is Awarding Ellen With The Presidential Medal Of Freedom. That’s An Award Given To American Citizens. The Guy On The Right Is Giving A Veteran The Presidential Medal

Cuntygemini: Jojos-Bizarre-Spencer: Plystation: Gay People: -Makes Positive And Affirming Posts Exclusively For Other Gay People- Straight People In The Comments: “Straight People In The Comments” Yeah Way To Go Bunching In An Entire Group Of

Trashfirefallon: Y’all Are Missing My Hot Takes

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Setheverman: Cuntdestroyer5000: So @Setheverman Is Now A Skyrim Mod And I’m So Sorry Thank You I Don’t Even Know How To Respond But I Am Afraid

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Violetgal: Ink-The-Artist: I Was So Very Productive In Digital Art Class And Made These Soda Ripoffs, Enjoy I Live For This Kind Of Content Tbh

Haiku-Robot: Dragonsateyourtoast: Writing-Prompt-S: You’re An Angel With A Beautiful Pair Of Wings. Just One Problem… You’re Highly Allergic To Feathers And Your Wings Trigger Your Allergy. “Hey,” I Said, Leaning Into The Break Room, “Can

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