vaporofficial: ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!! ppl irl:

vaporofficial: ppl on the internet when they see my face: wtf ur so beautiful!!! an ethereal being, date me pls!!!! ppl irl:

Pinetreepreserve: Im-A-Useless-Paperclip: Can I Just Explain My Love For Soos???? Like What A Man Here I’ll List Some Reasons Why He’s So Amazing -A Respectable Man Like..‘have My Daughter Home By 9: 30’ And He’ll Bring Her Home 5-10 Minutes

Quiet-Reassurance: Someone: So What Do You Like To Do For Fun? :) Me, Trying Desperately To Remember What I Did Before All Of My Free Time Was Consumed Simply By Coping: Uh, I Like To Read Sometimes :)

Sushinfood: Zidanexv: Reminder That There’s A Scene From The Clone Wars Cartoon Where C3Po Literally Does A Striptease I Did Not Need To Feel This Way About C3Po At 2:15Am On Fucking Christmas

Flungouttaspace: Me: It’s Awkward When Men Approach Me Because I Don’t Know How To Turn Them Down Without Putting Myself At Risk Some Idiot: Um Just Tell Them You’re Gay Sweaty Meanwhile,Straight Men:

As-Per-Usual:today Marks 3 Years In New York, And Tomorrow My First Book Will Be Released! This Is A Verryyy Abridged Version Of Events, But I Feel Like The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been Such A Roller Coaster That I Have To Write It Down To Make

This Is Scooby-Doo In A Nutshell Right Here, Folks.

Happymondayman: Hell Yeah, @0Nigum0 Brings In The Cakewith This Ban Passes The 1000Kg Mark!!Currently He’s 1043Kgs Of Pure Boar Blob!Week 4, Only One Update Leftdonate Here:https://Www.paypal.me/Totolino

Achoirofcritters: How The Vast Majority Of Our “Evie Holding A Rainbow Flag” Attempts Turned Out… “Bleh Pride”

Memes–Memes:

This Country Isn't Shit Without Immigrants

Welcome Twisted Ones

Oopsishittedagain: Avengethewholockians: 420Goku: 420Goku: My Dad Gave Me A Golden Gaytime Ive Never Been Happier I Didnt Realise How This Might Sound To Non-Australians Im Really Sorry I Feel Like You Australians Are Just Fucking With Us Now

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