petersspideysense: God and my guardian angel watching me making dumb decisions that’ll eventually ruin my life

petersspideysense: God and my guardian angel watching me making dumb decisions that’ll eventually ruin my life

Fluffmugger: Catbountry: The Beginning. Actually Iirc This Was The First Photo With A Specific Type Of Camera Or Equipment “Cos The Progenative Shitlord Of Cat Memes Was Harry Pointer. And Around 1870 He Decided That Au Naturelle Photos Of Cats

Happymondayman: Tumblr:“ We Child Proofed The Site!”Also Tumblr:“Hey Kids Want Some Freaky Hentai?”

Partywithponies: Censorbotoffical: Partywithponies: Me, Refusing To Leave Tumblr: Sir, This Is My Emotional Support Hellsite Beepboop. Censorbot Approved “Me, Refusing To Leave: Sir, This Is My Emotional Hell” Is A Funnier Text Post Than

Magpiebeetle:

Gudakko: Emiria: Gudakko: “I Was Born Ready” Ready For What?? What Could A Baby Possibly Be Born Already Ready For? Poop Yourself? Ready To Suck Tiddie

Ironrescue: Pizzabills: Anime Be Like Holy Shit

Transscorpia:

Fumbledeegrumble: Lesbianlucio: Same

Vegannerdgirl: Marycp2011: Naamahdarling: Gothicprep: Botesregias: Kinkshamer69: Not To Sound Too Millennial Here But It Annoys Me So Much When I’m At A Restaurant And Someone I’m With Will Complain About The Service Being Slow Like Buddy Pal

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Happymondayman: Cool Guy

Unabashedlybi: