sailorbryant: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building. Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock

sailorbryant: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building. Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock

Pigeonkindofgal: Imagine Your Girlfriend,,, Falling Asleep With Her,,, Head In Your Lap,,, That Would Be Literal Heaven

Just-Shower-Thoughts: Thousands Of Years Ago, A Wild, Feral Wolf Decided Not To Rip Some Guy To Shreds And Hang Out With Him Instead. Now, We Put Peanut Butter On Their Noses And Watch Them Lick It Off.

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Tuesdaey: Pseudocat:

Marisatomay: Marisatomay: We Were All Sitting Around In A Post-Present Haze When My Brother Blurts Out “Shit I Need To Take My Meds” And All Of Us Get Up Because All Of Us Collectively Forgot To Take Our Meds Merry Christmas Take Your Meds

Pearls-Forehead: Aftermath-Meme: Dothepropaganda: Artsekey: I-Hold-The-Snitch: Supremesaudi: She Was Poetry, But He Couldn’t Read.” His Name Was Jarred Hes Nineteen When His Parents Built A Very Strange Machine Watch That Scene Dig In

Accarahara:

Acreaturecalledgreed: Horse-Is-A-Horse-Of-Course: Acreaturecalledgreed: Theres Like A Guarantee That If Someone’s Url Ends In “Course” Or “Discourse” Theyre An Asshole : ( Oh My God, Oh My God Im So Sorry Im So Sorry Pleaseplease Have

Monarobot: Baptizm: This Is Self Care Charizard. Reblog Whenever You Need A Temporary Release From Whatever Stresses You Currently Have. Need This So Bad

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Tumbleblindly:

Ishimustard: 24 Hr Christmas Music Station: Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, Had A Very Shiny Nose Some Fucking Primal Part Of My Psyche That Will Never Let Me Live In Peace: Like A Lightbulb🎵

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