beardogs: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: HEY I JUST GOT HOME AND THE WOMAN IM ENTING MY ROOM FROM ANWERED THE DOOR IN A FULL VELVET CAPE AND SEVED ME WINE AS SOON AS I CAME IN AND SHE’S WACHING THE BLADE MOVIES SO WHEN I SAID THIS HOUSE IS
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