usb-dongle: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” #’fuck you im not going into another theater’

usb-dongle: michaelceratops: osointricate: I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. “whats a movie” #’fuck you im not going into another theater’

Meanplastic:the Scam Of The Century

Foreveryoung.

Biggaylion: Eridone: I Once Accidentally Said “Oh Worm” In Response To Something At A Family Gathering And My Uncle Thought It Was Fucking Hilarious And Now He Comments On Everything I Post With Things Like This The Old And New Merge Together To

Foreveryoung.

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Ak-Draws:High-Pitched Screaming Aaaaaartttttttt!!!!!!!

Pro-Gay: Pro-Gay: Pro-Gay: Pro-Gay: Pro-Gay: Pro-Gay: Sexysyntacticiancostume: Pro-Gay: Sexysyntacticiancostume: Pro-Gay: Pro-Gay: Me: Uses My Sleeping Kitten’s Paw To Navigate My Smartphone He Woke Up And Retrieved His Paw You Used Him

Bloggingtrucker: Bloggoth: Bloggoth: Bloggoth: Bloggoth: Poor Old Granny Scorpion-Shoes. No One Ever Saw Her Death Coming It Was Pneumonia. Yes, Her Pet Scorpion Pneumonia, Who Lived In Her Shoe. Tragic. He Shot Her Point Blank This Was

Batmanisagatewaydrug: Sethtalon: Flashhwing: Alfred: Don’t Mind Master Bruce, He’s Contractually Obliged To Be A Hardass Bruce: Well I Don’t Seem To Remember You Being Contractually Obliged To Be A Smartass Alfred: Perhaps That’s Because

Marshmallowsweetheart: Whitlockienterprisespresents: Langernameohnebedeutung: Tonystark-Tm: Tonystark-Tm: Tonystark-Tm: Not To Be A History Fucker On Main But The Whole Mystery Of The Lost Colony Of Roanoke Is So Fucking Funny Governor Of The Colony:

Shakeit-Bakeit-Bootyquakeit: Winslowdraws: “I Am Here For You, My Love.”

Raptorific: Detective Pikachu (2019)

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