thebootydiaries:You: Oh hot damn! This is my jam!Me, An Intellectual: Oh hot reservoir! This is my jelly!

thebootydiaries:You: Oh hot damn! This is my jam!Me, An Intellectual: Oh hot reservoir! This is my jelly!

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Hexglyphs: And How Exactly Am I Supposed To Find Love In A World Where No One Will Say “You Have Bewitched Me Body And Soul” To Me As A Pickup Line Unironically??? That’s What I Thought

Foreveryoung.

Moxiebox:commission One

Foreveryoung.

Ode-To-Rab: Dnald: Dnald: Sesame Street Gets Exponentially Funnier As You Age. God I Love It

Woodsgotweird: 🍣 Stuffing My Face With Sushi 🍣 Wood Has Been Really Craving Sushi Recently And That Means Its Time For A Stuffing! She Loves How Heavy And Bloated She Gets When She Stuffs Her Face With Sushi, And She Wants To Show Off Just How

Angie-Artness: Bishopl: Stoked

Dankmemeuniversity:

Un-Makeme: Planetary-Poisons: Happily-Morgan: Endangered-Justice-Seeker: Every Time He Said “Ma’am” You Could Tell He Really Was Saying “Bitch” In His Head And It Meant So Much To Me Just In Case You Forgot, She Is The Girl Who Wore

Moxiebox: Next Commission~

Gamewitch: Rb If You Agree

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