princessslea:my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under waterat least he’s having fun???

princessslea:my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say “who do you work for? who’s your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under waterat least he’s having fun???

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Alucards-Fine-Ass: Chronicreality: The Doctor I Went To Last Week Was Looking Over My History And He Said “Endometriosis?” And I Said Yes. And He Said “Is That Just Your Speculation Or Have You Actually Been Diagnosed?” And I Was Like “I

Tiredcorn: Coltre: Somewhere Someone Is Thinking About You Somewhere Someone Is Calling You An Angel

Unclefather: Deltadeka: Dykenosaur: Dykenosaur: Gudakko: Look At This Absolute Baby I Found At Work The Other Day Character Development

Monetxchange: Funniest Person Alive Is That Woman Who Takes Edibles Before Filming Herself Doing Makeup Tutorials

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

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Weallheartonedirection: I Wouldn’t Let David Electrocute Himself So I’m The Asshole

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