goopy-amethyst:laughconfetti:goopy-amethyst:Guys not to be dramatic but *falls into sofa with a hand on my forehead* it’s been a week~and you survived. you’re amazing :)

goopy-amethyst:laughconfetti:goopy-amethyst:Guys not to be dramatic but falls into sofa with a hand on my forehead it’s been a week~and you survived. you’re amazing :)

Eliteknightcats: Sleeps On This Naked And In The Morning You Have To Pry Me Off With A Spatula Normal-Guy-Posts: I’m Sorry We Couldn’t Spare Any Pillows Or Blankets For You. You’re Fine With Sleeping On The Couch, Right?

C3Rvida3:You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Been Invitedto My Semi-Annual 2:00Am Chicken Alfredo In My Backyard And Cry Party.eat Chicken Alfredo In My Backyard And Cry With Me.who: Me, Bitchwhat: Chicken Alfredowhen: 2:00Amwhere: My Backyardwhy: I&Amp;Rsquo;M Sad

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Eddiecranes: Eddiecranes: Sure When Teenage Girls Write Self-Insert Characters That Hang Out With Their Faves It’s “Cringey” And “Bad Fanfiction” But When Dante Does It It’s A “Literary Classic” And “Redefines The Way We View Catholicism”

Dankmemeuniversity:

Dankmemeuniversity:

Hurleyhugo: Sorry

Deliriumcrow:abbafan:that Depends Entirely On The Bakery, And The Customer, In Question.

Tiktoks-We-Like:

Jvlianbashir: Jvlianbashir: There Is No Validation Quite Like When People Really Enjoy Something You Cooked Winning The Nobel Prize &Amp;Lt;&Amp;Lt;&Amp;Lt; Bringing Home A Completely Empty Container From A Social Function

Dragonzzilla: There Were Once Three Brothers Who Desired The Same Woman. Each Of The Brothers Wanted To Win Her Heart, So Each Of Them Went Out And Found A Gift. The First Brother Presented A Bundle Of Rare Flowers. “I Saw These And Thought Of You,

C3Rvida3:C3Rvida3:Straight People Have This Weird Idea That Wlw And Mlm Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Along Because They View Us As Fundamental Opposites, But We Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Let Their Bizarre Stereotypes About Who We Are Divide Us. I See All The Lesbian Pride Flag

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