jvlianbashir: jvlianbashir: there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function

jvlianbashir: jvlianbashir: there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function

Dragonzzilla: There Were Once Three Brothers Who Desired The Same Woman. Each Of The Brothers Wanted To Win Her Heart, So Each Of Them Went Out And Found A Gift. The First Brother Presented A Bundle Of Rare Flowers. “I Saw These And Thought Of You,

C3Rvida3:C3Rvida3:Straight People Have This Weird Idea That Wlw And Mlm Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Get Along Because They View Us As Fundamental Opposites, But We Can&Amp;Rsquo;T Let Their Bizarre Stereotypes About Who We Are Divide Us. I See All The Lesbian Pride Flag

Anais-Ninja-Bitch:noooo, Don’t Be Mortified By The Ordeal Of Being Known…You’re So Loveable Lol

Delorez:us Tv: Reviewed

Kyuubinu: Ruby-White-Rabbit: Ruby-White-Rabbit: So I Went On A Date To A Haunted House And Made Friends With The Girls Behind Us. As We’re Going Through, One Of Them Is Holding My Hand And A Guy Leaps Out And Separates Us. I Panic As My Date Is Pulling

Gryffon: Darthgryffon: Gryffon: Every Time I See Steven Universe Discourse I Think “What If People Were This Intensely Analytical About My Gym Partners A Monkey” My Url Is Better Than Yours Youre My Shadow Self And I Need To Kill You

Artbytesslyn: To The Spiders In The Ceiling Corners: You’re Keeping Your End Of The Contract, Love U Honeys Catch Those Tasty Flies To The Spiders Halfway Down The Wall And Touchin My Furniture: You’re On Thin Fucking Ice Babes

Badjokesbyjeff: What Should We Do With People Who Rely On Government Handouts, But Refuse To Work?Kick Them Out Of Congress.

Badjokesbyjeff: Scientists Have Discovered A Way To Milk Sheep.just Release A New Iphone Every Year.

Badjokesbyjeff: My 7 Year Old Nephew Showed Me With Pride The “Telephone” He Had Just Made From A String And Two Tin Cans…I Pulled Out My Iphone And Said, “That’s Nice, But Look At What Kids Your Age Make In China!”

Badjokesbyjeff: My 7 Year Old Nephew Showed Me With Pride The “Telephone” He Had Just Made From A String And Two Tin Cans…I Pulled Out My Iphone And Said, “That’s Nice, But Look At What Kids Your Age Make In China!”

Butchlizbian:ppl Will Be Like &Amp;Ldquo;Aphobia Isn&Amp;Rsquo;T A Thing&Amp;Rdquo; And Then Bully An Aroace 15 Year Old

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