bildungstrieb: satirizing: shitposting-extraordinaire: Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues delete this from the google reviews for

bildungstrieb: satirizing: shitposting-extraordinaire: Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues delete this from the google reviews for

Clairenovac: This Looks Like The Reception Desk Of My Mind

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Wasdplz: Nightmare-Grass: Why Is This The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen Can’t Remember If I’ve Reblogged This Before But I Stumbled Across It Again At 9Pm And Am Sitting Here Cryin G, So

Dumbass-Bitch-Disease: Imascoldasiceascoldasicecanbe: Fano-Tastic: Marshmellowtea: High-Metafive: So I Made And Account On Tv Tropes And It Asked For My Relationship Status I Went Over And Was About To Put In “Single” Or “It’s Complicated”

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Sirfrogsworth: Lawyer’d. George Conway Is A Conservative Bag Of Crap. He Helped Get Brett “Calendar Boy” Kavanaugh Confirmed To The Supreme Court. But… He Hates Trump. So At The Moment He Seems To Be A Useful Asshole In Certain Situations

Mutantschooldropout: Scandalousladysuggestion: Be Handed A Letter By Your Maid, Break The Wax Seal, Read It With Dawning Understanding And Then Slowly Look Up Into The Middle-Distance With An Ominous Smirk. Order Your Carriage To Be Prepared At Once.

Saywhat-Politics:“My Crimes”

Catasters:

Chief Executive Dysfunction

Fr33Kinmatt: If A Bitch U Hate On The Seat, Just Push Her Off With This Handy Dandy Bitch Movin’ Seat

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