silver-tongues-blog:entraptacommitstaxevasion:When your fave goes absolutely off the fuckin rails

silver-tongues-blog:entraptacommitstaxevasion:When your fave goes absolutely off the fuckin rails

Thoodleoo:do U Ever Just Wish U Could Be An Ancient Oracle And Your Whole Job Was To Do Weed And Tell Stupid Riddles To Rich Conquerors Only For Them To Misinterpret Your Words And Die

Nocuer:imagine Being A Grown Man And Not Leaving A Woman Alone After She Clearly Said No

Foreveryoung.

Snoop-Dork: Thepaisleyelf: Have I Talked About How My Two Cats Love Each Other So Much And They Literally Do Everything Together And They’re Always Piled All Over Each Other Like Even When They’re Not Sleeping They’re Just Hanging Out Shut

Smokingkitten: Sometimes I Forget This Comic Exists And Then I Find It Again And Want To Happy-Cry

Shotoshaftsucker: Marisatomay: No Customer Is Valid But I’ll Make An Exception For The 70 Year Old Lady Who Told Me I Have The Prettiest Eyes And When I Told Her No After She Asked If I Have A Boyfriend She Immediately Said “Girlfriend, Then?”

Rodrickheffeley:comedians: It&Amp;Rsquo;S So Difficult To Be Funny Nowadays Without Sjws Getting Offendedrobert Pattinson, Without An Inch Of Effort:

Foreveryoung.

Feralphoenix:mudaship39:Chaos-And-Cookies:millennial-Review:hey Isnt The U.n Supposed To Intervene During Huge Signs Of Uhhhhhh Fucking Genocide???Who Is Reminded Of When Colonizers Stole Kids From Indigenous People Just Like This When They Committed

Naomster: Rubykgrant: Visually Pleasing “Realistic” Cgi The Opposite Of The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse….The Four Knights Of Paradise

Eggtempest:comic Sans

Epistemophilicmortal: Jumpingjacktrash: Combeferret: Conquerorwurm: One Of My Favorite Things To See Is Random People Trying To Interact With Unfamiliar Outdoor Cats. Just Standing There With A Hand Out, Making Kissy Noises, Maybe Meowing At The Cat