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brunhiddensmusings: noxystem: coffee-and-cogs: dontwasteaspellslot: dontwasteaspellslot: so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh i didn’t expect to get this far update: Lmao, this is amazing congratulations- youve

You Are Trapped In An Elevator With The Person On Your Lockscreen. Who Is It?

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Abpoli: Holisticfansstuff: A-Can-Of-Mountain-Jew: Thebisquid: Itshardtoactnormal: I Can’t Believe People Are Mad About A 16-Year-Old Girl Wanting The Earth To Get Better Also - What Is She Supposed To Do, Motherfucker? Teleport?? Spontaneously

Twitblr: You Don’t Get To Decide What Happens To The Shit You Made With Your Own Hands

Feedistbot: Gimme Cheeseburgers

Thenotoriousscuttlecliff: Inquisitorpsyduck: Bots/Hackers Are Using Hacked “Inactive” Twitter Accounts Now

Decaffeinated: Whiskeywesley: Found This On A Subreddit And I Nearly Fucking Choked. Reblog To Yeet Away Your Followers’ Dysphoria.

Dumbass-Bitch-Disease: Littlelorileopard: N-Breezii: Dont Do This Schm Hurts

Squishingmytum:alright, But Let Me Flirt With You By Telling You How Cute And Chubby You Are And Feeding You A Whole Large Pizza Need Me A Freak Like That

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Wholeheartedsuggestions:i Swear If Someone Referred To Me As “My Love” I’d Prolly Die On The Spot

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