badjokesbyjeff: Guns are like gum…Pull it out in class and everyone acts like you’ve been best friends since kindergarten.

badjokesbyjeff: Guns are like gum…Pull it out in class and everyone acts like you’ve been best friends since kindergarten.

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Stevita:also Idk If That Person Who Called Me Stupid Was Referencing My Pro-Choice Reblog Or My General Being An Ffa But Like If It Was About The Pro-Choice Post You&Amp;Rsquo;Re The Clown. Until Pro-Lifers Take It Up To Support Every Child Once It&Amp;Rsquo;S

Brunhiddensmusings:robertevansfan:your Daily Dose Of “Orwell And The Spanish Civil War” Tweetsif They Didnt Want Their Teeth Forcibly Removed By A Fist Then They Shouldnt Have Seen The Novel 1984 As A Handy Guide Of Things They Think Are Nifty And

Acepalindrome:my Favorite Story About Tolkien Was When He Was A Professor, And Was Being A Garbage Professor On Purpose (Mumbling And Facing Away From The Class And Stuff) So All His Students Would Leave And He Could Go Home To Write Lord Of The Rings.

Cognitohazardous:cognitohazardous: C Catatouille

Beyoncescock:for Real

Sashibunbun: Paladin: I Must Bring Their Killer To Justice. Ranger: You Have My Bow. Barbarian: And Ny Axes Necromancer: And Your Squad.

Gondwana:gondwana:drank A Cold Red Bull In A Hot Shower And Now My Mana Is Fully Charged I Cast Spell Of Put My Clothes On

Dankmemeuniversity:

Official-Mugi: Artist

Dubiousculturalartifact:headspace-Hotel:some People Like Gritty Realism. Me? I Like That Slippery, Slippery Unhinged Fantasy. Low Viscosity Make-Believe. Well-Oiled Bullshit. Lubed-Up Whimsy. Hey Op I Hate You For Phrasing It This Way

Polysymphonic: Plsdonttakemyadvice: Man Human Imprinting Is Crazy. My Friend’s Roomba Zoomed By Me And I Got This Intense Urge To Reach Down And Pat It. Like It’s Just A Machine? But It’s A Good Boy? It Spends All Day Cleaning And Sleeping And Exploring

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