palebelly-deactivated20210621:All I’m saying is I’m not against a cute girl feeding me donuts and jiggling my belly.

palebelly-deactivated20210621:All I’m saying is I’m not against a cute girl feeding me donuts and jiggling my belly.

Lovemedonlothario:the Thing Abt Diet Culture Is That There’s No Way Any Junk Food Could Possibly Be More Self Destructive Than Viewing Your Own Body As Not Only A Separate Entity From Yourself But As An Enemy To Be Conquered

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Brititsh: When You Tell Your Friends A Joke And No One Laughs

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Postmodernmulticoloredcloak:hatin:i Wonder If I Will Still Use Tumblr In 5 Years The (Un)Funny Thing About This (Seven Year Old) Post Is That Seven Years Ago The Internet Was Such That One Could Reasonably Imagine That In 5 Years There Would Be Other,

Wytchcore:ryebreadgf:transcript:i’m About To Expose The Men. Whenever You Ask A Man’s Height, He’ll Add An Inch. So If He’s 6 Foot, He’ll Say He’s 6’1 And If He’s 6’2, He’ll Say He’s 6’3.Not Me Though. I Subtract 4. I Say I’m

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♡ I Might Just Give You A Bite Of The Sweetest Pie ♡

Bakuraryxu:obsessed With The Graphic My Lecturer Chose

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