manywinged:i am drowningthere is no sight of landyou are coming down with mehand in man door hand hook car door hand

manywinged:i am drowningthere is no sight of landyou are coming down with mehand in man door hand hook car door hand

Comcastkills: Targuzzler: Comcastkills: Where’s The Pic Of That Guy’s Tinder Bio Where He Says Something Along The Lines Of “Well I’m A Fat Fuck With A Big Truck. Welcome To The Shitshow.” Thanks. This Is Literally The Best Tinder Bio Ever

Cleverclove:dreamboatdani:junemondegreen:homomedia:he&Amp;Rsquo;S Right And He&Amp;Rsquo;S Also Living His Dream&Amp;Hellip; Truly The Man Is An Icon. 👏🏽🥺Update: Elmo Retweeted!!! And He Added Something Tooelmo Waiting In Hell For Lnx To Pole Dance Down

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Curiousgalvanon:emperorsfoot:official-Lucifers-Child:rainecloud020604:Official-Lucifers-Child:gen Z: Blurry Stock Photo Of Lemons With The Caption “Lemn” Here Have This Yup. Lemon’t When Life Gives You Lemons, Don’t Make Lemonade! Make

Nehirose: Anotherhawk: Writing-Prompt-S: In The Afterlife, Souls Can See How Many Living People Still Know You Once Existed. You, Who Had Lived A Fairly Normal Life, Finally Saw The Count Drop To 0 Just 200 Years After Your Death. 500 Years Later, 95%

Porcupine-Girl:jadedaceofspades-Deactivated202:@Disparatepeace Another Good One; I Don’t Know If I’ll Try This Or Not Because Of My Aversion To Beans . I Might Though.i Love That Every. Single. Time. He Is Genuinely Surprised, Delighted, And Baffled

Fandomsandfeminism:beabaseball:solarpunkcast:vulcanette:fucking Goldfish Tiktok Made Me Cry Bro Humans Be Like “Is Anyone Going To Nurse This Animal Back To Health?” And Not Wait For An Answera Summary Of Everything Repeated In The Notes:the Black

Shinelikethunder:insomniac-Arrest:me, Logging Into Tumblr And Seeing Some Stupid Shit In The Replies Section, Gritting My Teeth: Who Knows Upon What Takes They Fed Their Addle-Brained Disputes?

Boo-Hoo-Another-Starving-Artist: Ugh

Unashamedly-Enthusiastic:salt-Gremlin:biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses:biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses:biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses:“If You Liked This Title You May Enjoy” But With Animal Speciesif You Liked [Pine Martens]You May Also Enjoy:if You Liked [The

Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars

Sock-Ness-Monster:this Joke Truly Has All Of My Favorite Things:very Poorly Done Accentsgreat Hairfrogstax Fraudin Conclusion I Think I&Amp;Rsquo;M In Love With This Man

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