coast-modern:pwesident:pwesident:im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflé *shakes you a bit while you’re cooling in your pan*

coast-modern:pwesident:pwesident:im going to collapse you like a fucking soufflé shakes you a bit while you’re cooling in your pan

Mattistumbly:funnytwittertweets:omicron Is Here To Show Us How Dumb We Can Be

Captain-Snark:natalieironside:trillanelle:reblog If You&Amp;Rsquo;Re A Millennian And Do Not Ever Want To Be Taught Anything Unless You Told It On The Cell Phone Reblog If This Is The First Time You’ve Heard Of This Movie

Evilwizard:evilwizard:evilwizard:not Every Post Can Be A Banger. Some Do Piercing Damageyeah Yeah Yeah Some Do Poison Some Do Lightning Whatever. Everyone Who Interacts With This Post Needs To Take 2D6 Necrotic Btwliches And Other Undead Sorcerers Dni

Amndomepiece: Someone Please Save Me

Barbiesplasticsurgeon:oneheadtoanother:king Shit

Vxinri:

Foreveryoung.

Wiiwheel:his Name Is Canada

Verygayandverytired:cromerholt:what The Hells Going On At My Mcdonaldsthe Cashier

Afloweroutofstone:theconcealedweapon:absent Of Actual Worker Protections, Informality Is Just An Accelerant For Work-Life Boundary Erosion

Famousprophet:famousprophet:i Got So Stoned Last Night I Visualized Myself Enjoying A Huge Bowl Of Mac And Cheese So Vividly That I Forgot To Eat Dinner Bc I Thought I Already Ateit Was Exactly Like This

En-Sam-Malas:virtualcarrot: Cosmiagramma: Zoewashburne: Janeykara: We Seriously Need To Bring Back The Concept Of “Despite Its Flaws I Still Enjoy It” Instead Of ‘Cancelling’ Every Fuckin Thing In Sight #We Need To Trust That Just Because

HairyAssGirls HairyCurvy