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aqueerkettleofish:funny-tik-toks:And you can see that he really wants to be offended by it, but can’t justify it.

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Chubote:verytinybun:chubote:nothing Like Ordering A “Light” 5150+ Cal Breakfast To Start Off My Day Right 🤤And Extra Sides Of Bacon, Naturally. And Probably A Gainer Shake For Dessert…Who Would Do This? Show Of Hands Please. 😈Did It, Loved

Lotrlocked:theparadigmshifts:imsobadatnicknames2:I Want Slower Packages Delivered By Transportation Workers Who Are Paid More To Work Less And I’m Not Kidding@Mortuarybees: #I Think Its Deeply Important For All Of Us To Come To Terms With The Fact

Legitimately:need A Full Body Massage A Margarita 400Mg Of Ibuprofen A Plate Of Brownies At Least An Hour In A Jacuzzi And 20,000 Dollars Cash

Iwt-V: Betty White And A Bear Stop What You’re Doing And Reblog Betty White: First Lady Of Television (Netflix)

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Nakitengoku:archanonhiru: Rivalseren: Seaalgae: Normal Brain: Playing Pokemon B/W As A Nuzlocke Or Efficient Playthrough Proves N Right Because You Turned Your Pokemon Into Tools For Your Own Personal Gain Galaxy Brain: Playing Pokemon X/Y Without Using

Notahorseindisguise:ichigo-Kuriimu:ichigo-Kuriimu:ichigo-Kuriimu:the Japanese “-Ne?” Particle And The British Slang Term “Innit” Serve The Same Functionstandard English: It’s Cold, Isn’t It?Japanese: Samui Desu Ne?British: It’s Fuckin’

Libraford:libraford:libraford:libraford:libraford:libraford:libraford:libraford:teacher To Me (Photographer): This Is Mohammed. Me: And Last Name? Teacher: -Shrug- His Name Is Mohammed, Hes The Only Mohammed At This School. Mohammed: -Is In Preschool,

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