::Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out

::Autistic boyfriend hyperfixates on OSHA, texts you each morning about how grateful he is that OSHA exists, plays the CGI OSHA industrial accident training video highlight reel for you when you hang out

Greelin:yes I Am Full Of Love But Also? Insurmountable Rage

My0Clonic-Jerk:

Iwilltrytobereasonable:flightsofwonder:flightsofwonder:being An Adult Is Just Saying To Yourself “This Is The Weekend I’ll Clean My [X]” And Then Proceeding To Not Do That Because It’s The Weekend And You Deserve To Relax, Goddamnit Why Does

Avishabilis:cargopantsman:great, Now I Have To Worry About Gerrynyandering. If I Had To Read That Last Sentence, So Do The Rest Of You!

Bumbledeefumble:claire-Witch-Project:&Amp;Ldquo;We Love Our Black Hole&Amp;Rdquo; I Wish Nasa Spoke This Lovingly About All The Photos I Keep Sending Them Of My Hole

Muppet Dracula Casting

Shortest-Queen:reminder Words Of Wisdom

Lew-Basnight:normal-Horoscopes:normal-Horoscopes:shrimp Spellsshrimpathetic Magicpowerful Shrimp Spellshermetic Order Of The Golden Prawnfollowers Stop Being Funnier Than Me Challenge!!!!!!My Combo Smoke Shop/Crystal Shop/Bait Shop Is Actually Called

Funnytwittertweets:

Maid-Of-Timey-Wimey:secondbeatsongs:youngalientype:youngalientype:i&Amp;Rsquo;M Out Picking My Own Raspberries And&Amp;Hellip; Everyone Please Look At This I Am Fucking Crying Alone In A Field Of Raspberriesaltaltaltalti Might Need To Reconsider My Gardening

Catboycooter:vivi-Sected:hidrellez:hidrellez:its So Wild To Me That The Medici Family Still Exists. Motherfuckers Are Old Moneypeople On Twitter Are Like &Amp;Ldquo;You Have Generational Wealth If Your Parents Buy You Groceries&Amp;Rdquo; Meanwhile These Bitches

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