avishabilis:cargopantsman:Great, now I have to worry about gerrynyandering. If I had to read that last sentence, so do the rest of you!

avishabilis:cargopantsman:Great, now I have to worry about gerrynyandering. If I had to read that last sentence, so do the rest of you!

Bumbledeefumble:claire-Witch-Project:&Amp;Ldquo;We Love Our Black Hole&Amp;Rdquo; I Wish Nasa Spoke This Lovingly About All The Photos I Keep Sending Them Of My Hole

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Shortest-Queen:reminder Words Of Wisdom

Lew-Basnight:normal-Horoscopes:normal-Horoscopes:shrimp Spellsshrimpathetic Magicpowerful Shrimp Spellshermetic Order Of The Golden Prawnfollowers Stop Being Funnier Than Me Challenge!!!!!!My Combo Smoke Shop/Crystal Shop/Bait Shop Is Actually Called

Funnytwittertweets:

Maid-Of-Timey-Wimey:secondbeatsongs:youngalientype:youngalientype:i&Amp;Rsquo;M Out Picking My Own Raspberries And&Amp;Hellip; Everyone Please Look At This I Am Fucking Crying Alone In A Field Of Raspberriesaltaltaltalti Might Need To Reconsider My Gardening

Catboycooter:vivi-Sected:hidrellez:hidrellez:its So Wild To Me That The Medici Family Still Exists. Motherfuckers Are Old Moneypeople On Twitter Are Like &Amp;Ldquo;You Have Generational Wealth If Your Parents Buy You Groceries&Amp;Rdquo; Meanwhile These Bitches

Runcibility:funnytwittertweets:

Iamoutofideas:rokenford:galsinspace:reximus44:Floweramon:cipheramnesia:stimman4000:.Good Luggage Goes In The Fun Bubble When I Was In College, My Stage Craft Teacher Showed Us This. Basically The Machine Heats Up A Sheet Of Plastic, And Once It’s

Bioatomic:keeping It Cool At The Psychiatrist!

Titkoks:

Multi-Axislaserchicken:maidencryptid:enough Of &Amp;Ldquo;This Character Is My Son&Amp;Rdquo; This Character Is My Nephew, Not My Responsibility But I&Amp;Rsquo;M Taking Him Out For Lunch And Buying Him Hot Wheels

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