shaponess:maliketh:maliketh:my ability to find any image in a matter of minutes based on vague descriptions + when that fails i have my vast network of undercover agents around the globe to fill in my blind spots Child’s play

shaponess:maliketh:maliketh:my ability to find any image in a matter of minutes based on vague descriptions + when that fails i have my vast network of undercover agents around the globe to fill in my blind spots Child’s play

Dykefagsupreme:dykefagsupreme:favorite Genre Of Cat Is Those Skrinkled Little Orange Kittens Who Look Like They Just Saw The Face Of God But Forgot It A Little Short Of 10 Seconds Latermoodboard

Girlblocker:girlblocker:preserving This Here Bc Op Turned Off Reblogs &Amp;Amp; The Thrilling Sequel

Glitter-Bonez:

Funnytwittertweets:

Owlet:i Am In Support Of The Phrase “Nothingburger” Because It Evokes An Image Of A Tasty Looking Burger That You Bite Into And It’s Literally Just Hollow Like A Balloon. Which Is A Good Metaphor For Things That Are Described That Way

Alexisthenedd: Brunhiddensmusings: Zachsanomaiy: Spiroandthelacktones: Magpiecake: Brunhiddensmusings: Zachsanomaiy: Why Do So Many People Not Realize That Everyone On Earth Has At Least Two Grandmas “Visiting Your Grandma? But I Thought She

Tvguts:aptronyms:bugsmade Them An Enclosure

Bogleech:thatbitchsimone:this Is What The Ghosts In Pacmamn Really Look Like

Robotsarecoolaf:

Becdecorbin: Fattyatomicmutant: Becdecorbin: Extreme Size Difference Couples With One Partner Being Too Big To Fit In A Normal Double Bed And Even Then Sinking Into It And Their Partner Slides Next To Them Ahahahaha Haha. I Find That Stuff Super Cute

Ravensknowledge:ragemovement:comrade Pothole

The-Real-Numbers:sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:Sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:Having A Normal One Applying For Jobs Rn

beautifulbutt beef_flaps