thegoatsongs:op of a viral tweet: “banger drop a follow and turn on notis 😘”op of a viral tumblr post: “stop reblogging this and fuck off”

thegoatsongs:op of a viral tweet: “banger drop a follow and turn on notis 😘”op of a viral tumblr post: “stop reblogging this and fuck off”

Legend-Tripper:teathattast:

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Starclouds:sentence I Found On A Grocery Store Review

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2-Face:madamebomb: Cephalotodd: We Should Make Fun Of Americans More. Why Dont Their Shops Include Tax In The Price Tag. Like How Much Does This Item Cost? Its A Surprise :) Honestly, Tea. I’ve Lived Here My Whole Life And I Have Never Once Known What

Pkmndaisuki:thanks For All The Love On My Retiree Mystery Gang! Here&Amp;Rsquo;S A Bit Of Expansion On Them As Well As Full Body Refs!Also I Know It&Amp;Rsquo;S A Little Hard To See, But Shaggy Got A Friend To Make Scoob&Amp;Rsquo;S Old Dogtag A Pin That He Wears

Btc-Official:btc-Official:not Gonna Become A Repost Account But I Think About “4” “Dumb Fuck” Every Dayi Was This Close To Turning Off Reblogs But Someone Here Actually Gets It

Trashboat:i Should Be Able To List My Landlord As A Dependant For Tax Purposes

Dunmertitty:bunjywunjy:funnytwittertweets:fish Know About Africa

Somethingusefulfromflorida:jamesternes:i Always Forget That Gas Giants Are, You Know, Made Of Gas, And Not Just Smooth Plastic Color. The Atmosphere Is Full Of Clouds, And The Entire Planet Is Atmosphere!

King-Ghidorah:systlin:coolhiroaki:sick Of “Scottish Independence” This And “Irish Reunification” Thattheres 3 Of Us And 1 Of Englandi Say We Just Kick The English Out The Ukireland, Scotland, And Wales Kick England Out And Join The Uk As The United

Catchymemes:big Fella’s New Raincoat

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