yourhometowncryptid:this is so fucking funny. im going to say “here come the locusts” everytime something goes wrong now

yourhometowncryptid:this is so fucking funny. im going to say “here come the locusts” everytime something goes wrong now

Againstri:treeka:lesbian-Toddhoward:supportive-Rapport:trans-Mom:germicelli:hes Waiting By The Microwavewhys There A Metal Cup In The Microwave Nooo Little Cat Dont Put Metal In The Microwave This Is The Quality Content You Come To Tumblr For.

Luwha:adeptal:

Only-Tiktoks:

Therobinflieseast:whencartoonsruletheworld:guess Who Got Polls Motherfuckeryou?Me?Disney Just Fired 7000 Workers And Covered It Up By Announcing Toy Story 5See Resultsshoutout To This Gem Of A Headline

Broken-Horn-Of-Equius: Kleeklutch:altair-Ibn-La-Booty:my Son Saw A Bug On The Ceiling For The First Time

Jay-Hershelle:googleme420:

Vulturaldeterminants:internet-Schvitzinq:

Wtfbeatlescartoon:john: What Are You Doing, Ringo, Hailing A Cab?Ringo: Dancing(?) I’m Practicing Up For When We Get To Hawaii. This Is The Way They Do The Huuuuulapaul: If Thats The Way They Do It I’m Sorry We’re Goinggeorge: Look Out *Blasts

Gnome-Gang:altview On Twitterimportant Image For All Your Wizard Memeing Needs

Kosmogrl:give A Flower To The Person That You&Amp;Rsquo;Re Rebloging From, Starting With Me! When This Poll Is Over Let&Amp;Rsquo;S See What Flower Was Given The Most🌹🌺🌷🌻🏵️🌸💐🪷See Results

Lew-Basnight:lew-Basnight:i Love The Alarmed Tone Of The Cat Meows When I’m Home Much Later Than Usual. It Sounds Like “Did You Know?? Did You Know It Is Late At Night?! Hey! Hey! Did You Know That There Has Not Been Dinner?! No Dinner For Cats?

Rebeccabinch:patiently Waiting For Someone To Fall In Love With Me. I Refuse 2 Date. I Refuse 2 Flirt Or Make A Move. How Could This Go Wrong.

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