sonnetscrewdriver:androfembot:jekkies:my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don’t have anything to give you. you’re not just gonna give it to me.me: i would just give

sonnetscrewdriver:androfembot:jekkies:my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don’t have anything to give you. you’re not just gonna give it to me.me: i would just give

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Adelphicoracle:schaudwen:striders:at This Point It Would Be Less Of A Liability For Elon’s Lawyers To Just Kill Him And Take Their Chances On A Murder Trial This Is Why Elon Suddenly Hired A Praetorian Guardthe Ides Of March Is Almost Here, And I Have

Unbaptized Babies Driving Gay Cars

Castlewyvern:happy Valentine’s Day Everyone.

Deep-Space-Tits:sharkgirldick:deep-Space-Tits:sharkgirldick:slutsyou Call?Kill.as You Wish

Mini-Wrants:happy International Women’s Day! After Roe Fell, A 10 Year Old Girl Was Forced To Cross State Lines To Get An Abortion, And Conservative’s First Instinct Upon Hearing The Story Was To Say It Wasn’t True. When It Was Proven To Be True,

Flouryhedgehog:time-Traveling-Fetus:funnytwittertweets:this Is How I Function In Real Lifeyou Know How It Is With Spaghetti

Amarga-2:

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I-Put-The-Trash-In-Trashcan-Dea:

Tethered-Heartstrings:who Is More Dramatic?Hannibal Lectermiette, The Catsee Results

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