tethered-heartstrings:who is more dramatic?Hannibal LecterMiette, the catSee Results

tethered-heartstrings:who is more dramatic?Hannibal LecterMiette, the catSee Results

Squishingmytum: Squishingmytum: Just Lemme Have An S/O With A Big Tummy That Will Let Me Jiggle, Kiss And Squish It Always This Was From 5 Years Ago But I Have Them Now

Ms-Demeanor:ms-Demeanor:ms-Demeanor:i Don&Amp;Rsquo;T Know Who Needs To Hear This But You&Amp;Rsquo;Ve Probably Got Vegetables In Your Fridge That Are Starting To Go A Little Off So You Should Probably Plan On Making A Frittata Or A Pot Of Soup In The Next Couple

Misty-Quigley:scream (1996) + Trivia

Carry-On-My-Wayward-Butt:you Are Powerless To Stop Him

Gnarleymarley: Profeministbro: W-For-Wumbo: Niggas-: Playerprophet: Ohneooo: Beast-Of-Joy: “The Concept Is Simple. Take A Blank Sheet With Nothing But The Basic Outline Of A Pinup Girl And Illustrate A Unique Scene Around Her.” Holy Fuck.

Spindash:came Out Of My Dads Printer At Work Today&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;.

Weaver-Z:weaver-Z:weaver-Z:four Extremely Heterosexual-Looking Men Are Walking Around In The Lgbt Section Of My Local Coffee Shop/Book Store. Much To Watch.one Of Them Picked Up Dykes To Watch Out For And Said &Amp;Ldquo;Woah! Lesbians&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Rdquo; Out

Rainbowkarolina:rainbowkarolina:my Professor Said My Assignment Was “Late” Because It Was Due On Friday&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;&Amp;Hellip;Like Phil My Dude Last Time I Checked The Concept Of Time Is Dead And Days Don’t Exist Anymorecome Thru Phil!!!!

Mostly-Funnytwittertweets:

Habeascorpseus:empressofdancingstars:vacuously-True:funnytwittertweets:fieri

The Gender Norms Are Beating His Ass

Oniongarlic:could Go For Some Pleasures Of The Flesh Right Now Tbh, Shoutout To Pleasures Of The Flesh

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